三八妇女节送给男人们的短信,告知妇女节相关常识 ……wp办公室|wpoffice.cn……

1、妇女节将至,天下男士请注意:爹是天娘是地,老婆大人是玉帝;可惊天可动地,勿惹玉帝发脾气;如若不然,白天扫地晚上跪地。请高度重视,并严格执行

2、男士的苦恼:长帅点吧,太抢手,不帅吧,拿不出手;活泼点吧,说你太油,不出声吧,说你太闷;女人有个三八节,俺们有啥呀?预祝三八节男同胞也快乐!

3、三八妇女节”男人行为规范:走路遇到女人,猫腰示好;坐车遇到女人,替她买票;吃饭遇到女人,起身微笑;睡觉遇到女人?不是老婆,要跳床逃跑!

4、女人吃饭,男人下厨房;女人逛街,男人拿东西;女人花钱,男人掏钱包。唉,女人的妇女节,男人的妇女劫!无论你是男是女,祝你妇女节(劫)快乐!

5、重要通知:三八期间,所有男士不得与太太顶嘴,不得要求太太做任何家务,违者必究。

6、紧急通知:根据可靠消息,你老婆将于3月8日18:18彻底搜查你的“小金裤”由外到内,由内到外将搜查十八次,请你提前做好备查准备!

7、今天是三八妇女节,男人要做的是以下几条:一、太太永远是对的。二、如果太太错了,请参阅第一条。因此……

8、兄弟们短信来也,在江湖上,谁都知道我是。。勇敢第一,智谋第一,仁义第一,帅气第一,拌酷第一。但是今天是3月8日,所以。。。老婆第一!

One day, the man, please note: dad’s days, mother’s wife adult is the jade emperor, But whoever can move to provoke the jade emperor, don’t angry, Otherwise, the daytime sweeping night kneel ground. Please attention, and strictly enforced

2, the man of distress: long handsome, too hot, not handsome, and do not move, Lively, says you’re not phonate, say you too stuffy, Women have a 38 section, the ans what ah? Wish 38 section male also happy!

3 and 38 women’s days “man behaviour: walk MaoYao woman, a meeting; for she met the woman, bus tickets; eat up, meet a woman smile; sleep? Not met the woman fled to his wife, jump bed!

4, women, men kitchen. Woman, the man took things; go shopping Women spend money, man. Alas, the woman, the man of women’s day survive! No matter you are male or female, wish your happy day (“)!

5 and important notice: 38, all men shall, and shall not require the back with Mrs. Do any housework reserved.

Urgent notice: 6 and reliable information to your wife will, on March 8, the “search you bear completely 1920 trousers” from inner to outer, from inside to outside, and you will be searching for ten times ahead for reference!

7, today be 38 women’s days, a man to do is the following several: a, wife forever is rightness of. Second, if the wife is wrong, please refer to the article. So…

8, brothers, in the river to text, who all know I am. First, the wise, brave, handsome, the first benevolence mix cool first. But today is March 8, so… The wife first!

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